When I was a young teen, porn was quite the precious commodity.  You couldn’t just grab your iPhone out of your pocket and go to XXXBigButtHoneysFuckySucky.com and have two women licking each other’s unmentionables at a moments notice.  You had to work for it.  It came down to either shoplifting it from the local newsagents, [...]

There are a lot of annoying people on this planet.  So many in fact, that it would be impossible for me to classify and document them all, but damned if I’m not gonna try anyway.  Here’s a list of the 6 most annoying people you could ever be unfortunate enough to watch a movie with.

Another week has flown by, and for once it seemed to go quite quickly.  I don’t have a lot to say, I’m still hoping something develops from that scammer thing.  I think I may have scared them off in my eagerness to play games with them, but we’ll see.
For now, all I have to say [...]

So another week of listening to customer’s whine and complain about the symptoms of their own ineptitude has gone by and I’m now on the very brink of a full 7 day holiday.  Three words: can’t fucking wait. (Note to the grammar nazis: I maintain that “can’t”, despite being a contraction, still only counts as [...]